"Hey Madoka, check out this dildo!"
What a boss
AND IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
NO ONE’S GEEK GAME IS STRONGER THAN COLBERT’S GEEK GAME.
there may be a day I stop reblogging this, but today is not that day
PUT TO SHAME
Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.
This man was beyond real
ok but if there is a thor movie with the new thor i already have a fancasting
so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’
lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can
I remember seeing this short film a long time ago. Basically, this little machine sees a television with a pretty doll face. She wants to be just like what she sees on t.v, and changes her appearance. The standards get higher and higher (literally), but she tries earnestly.
You can see what happens in the end.This video leaves a powerful message about how our standards of beauty are too high and soon it becomes out of reach.
As one of the comments of the video says
"She was original but she died a copy."
those mutual follows where you’ve never spoken but you quietly reblog things from each other every now and then
Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
you could put every character i like in a room and yell “hey asshole” and probably 99% of them would look up